07 interrogating dogFerengi interrogation of Porthos.

Star Trek ENT: Acquisition
Season 1, Episode 9
TNL Rating: 4 Tolerable
Running Time: 1:24

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

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Episode Info

Ferengi invade the USS Enterprise… NX-01? Well, I guess we’ll roll with it for this review.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

He likes her ear.

He likes her ear.

Shoes... seriously?

Shoes… seriously?

The Ferengi crew.

The Ferengi crew.

Captain Archer being accommodating.

Captain Archer being accommodating.

Trip caught in his blue skivvies.

Trip caught in his blue skivvies.

Negotiating with a dog.

Negotiating with a dog.

Trip takes a chunk of Ferengi ear!

Trip takes a chunk of Ferengi ear!

The fabulous Ferengi whip.

The fabulous Ferengi whip.

T'Pol woos a Ferengi. Yuck!

T’Pol woos a Ferengi. Yuck!

The great close-quarters battle in the

The great close-quarters battle in the “treasure room.”

Archer & Porthos, reunited.

Archer & Porthos, reunited.

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The Klingon Council is stumped by Quark’s presentation of financial data.
WE LOVED THIS SCENE! We loved it so much, we had to make a video of it!

Star Trek DS9: House of Quark
Season 3, Episode 3
TNL Rating: 7 Exceptional
Running Time 1:16

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

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Episode Info

So, Quark accidentally murders a Klingon – what’s the worse that can happen? Marriage? Duels? Honor? Find out in this episode of Treknologic!

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

Morn and his girl

Morn and his girl

Morn gives the thumbs up.

Morn gives the thumbs up.

Quark in front of his pile of gold-pressed latinum.

Quark in front of his pile of gold-pressed latinum.

Blood is on Quark's hand!

Blood is on Quark’s hand!

A great shot with Keiko in the foreground and O'Brien relaxing in the background.

A great shot with Keiko in the foreground and O’Brien relaxing in the background.

A match made in, well, made on Q'onoS.

A match made in, well, made on Q’onoS.

Turning a cargo bay into an arboretum.

Turning a cargo bay into an arboretum.

Gowron is confused by Microsoft Excel.

Gowron is confused by Microsoft Excel.

More Klingons attempting to figure out a spread sheet.

More Klingons attempting to figure out a spread sheet.

Grilka kisses Quark in gratitude.

Grilka kisses Quark in gratitude.

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04 odo interrogates womanOdo interrogates Vaatrik Pallra in her beautiful home. You know what? I’ve never seen Kira Nerys sit like Pallra is sitting! Oh, wait, I did. In the mirror episodes!

Star Trek DS9: Necessary Evil
Season 2, Episode 8
TNL Rating:
Running Time 1:34

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

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Episode Info

This episode deals into the unfunny business of solving a cold cast of murder most foul. It even starts off with a dark and stormy night! Odo eventually tracks down the real killer. You know what, I’m not really surprised who it was.

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Pallra and Quark strike a deal.

Pallra and Quark strike a deal.

Odo and Sisko start to good cop bad cop Rom, and Rom caves in less than 2 minutes.

Odo and Sisko start to good cop bad cop Rom, and Rom caves in less than 2 minutes.

Gul Dukat asks Odo to investigate a murder.

Gul Dukat asks Odo to investigate a murder.

Odo meets Quark for the first time, and they don't hit it off.

Odo meets Quark for the first time, and they don’t hit it off.

Odo looking downward. This was HIS station now!

Odo looking downward. This was HIS station now!

The assassin attempts to complete his failed job.

The assassin attempts to complete his failed job.

... but he's caught by the crack security team. Quark is saved!

… but he’s caught by the crack security team. Quark is saved!

09 the truth

Kira and Odo have a discussion about who the true killer is.

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dp-odoOdo has a splitting headache

Star Trek DS9: Dramatis Personae
Season 1, Episode 18
Lower Decks TNL Rating: 1 Dreadful
Running Time 2:22

Crew of the Relativity

  • Lt Matthias
  • Jr Engineer Colin
  • Jr Science Officer Renee
  • Jr Helmsman Steve

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Episode Info

A telepathic infections splits the crew of DS9 into two factions fighting against each other.

 

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06 lower decks pokerWe love good cinematography, and this episode had some great shots! We forgot to discuss that during the review.

Star Trek TNG: Lower Decks
Season 7, Episode 15
TNL Rating: 8 Dazzling
Running Time 1:35

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

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Episode Info

This episode focuses on four Ensigns who are bucking for promotion, and in the end we get some great character development for the crew members and an understanding of how it feels to be on the “lower decks.”

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

 

The tiered marble game in Ten Forward.

The tiered marble game in Ten Forward.

Ben plus Taurik and Lavelle.

Ben plus Taurik and Lavelle.

Lavelle having a horrendously hilarious awkward talk with Riker.

Lavelle having a horrendously hilarious awkward talk with Riker.

Taurik scoring shuttle Curie to simulate battle damage.

Taurik scoring shuttle Curie to simulate battle damage.

Ogawa is brought into the secret. They have Cardassian who's been spying on behalf of the Federation.

Ogawa is brought into the secret. They have Cardassian who’s been spying on behalf of the Federation.

Sito is given and education by Worf, in classic Worf style.

Sito is given and education by Worf, in classic Worf style.

Sito and Worf say goodbye.

Sito and Worf say goodbye.

 

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08 irish wakeSpoiler: There’s a funeral in this episode.

Star Trek DS9: The Sound of Her Voice
Season 6, Episode 25
TNL Rating: 8 Dazzling
Running Time 1:13

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

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Episode Info

The Defiant responds to a distress call. A singular officer can only communicate via voice transmission while the Defiant races to here. Meanwhile, Quark tries to pull off the heist of the century and while trying to keep Odo occupied.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

Here's the dog on a record label that we were talking about.

Here’s the dog on a record label that we were talking about.

Quark insists that Morn is stable on his bar stool.

Quark insists that Morn is stable on his bar stool.

The necklace Odo replicated for Kira.

The necklace Odo replicated for Kira.

Here's a good look at the bunks in the Defiant.

Here’s a good look at the bunks in the Defiant.

Kira and Odo all dressed up, ready to visit 1920's Paris.

Kira and Odo all dressed up, ready to visit 1920’s Paris.

Due to an energy barrier, the crew has to take a shuttle down.

Due to an energy barrier, the crew has to take a shuttle down.

The rain and cave sets were really good in this episode. It's nice, because it's not often you see rain used on a set in Star Trek.

The rain and cave sets were really good in this episode. It’s nice, because it’s not often you see rain used on a set in Star Trek.

She's dead Jim.

She’s dead Jim.

 

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03 the milkey wayThis is an artist’s rendering of the Milky Way galaxy. Well, the Milky Way in reverse. Yes, seriously. These guys had no idea what our galaxy looks like. Even as a child WHEN THIS EPISODE FIRST AIRED, I could tell that it was a bad representation. Granted, I had astronomy books. But still, I was around 4 or 5 years old!

Star Trek TAS: The Counter-Clock Incident
Season 2, Episode 6
TNL Rating: 2 Tedious
Running Time 1:27

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes
  • Pilot Bill, a human from the Star Trek animated universe

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Episode Info

Captain Kirk finds a woman who speaks backwards. The backwards woman is hurtling towards a supernova, and he must save her! They latch a tractor beam onto the ship, which is going over warp 30, and it predictably drags the Enterprise with it. This time – into another universe! What’s in store for Kirk and crew? Only time will tell.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

Commodore Robert April and his wife Sarah board the Enterprise.

Commodore Robert April and his wife Sarah board the Enterprise.

The alien vessel is surprisingly asymmetrical and cool-looking.

The alien vessel is surprisingly asymmetrical and cool-looking.

The iconic picture of this episode - the crew as babies.

The iconic picture of this episode – the crew as babies.

Young Robert & Sarah - just about to hit that magic kissing moment. And also just about to give up on youth. Really? Did they really just give up on youth? Give me a break!

Young Robert & Sarah – just about to hit that magic kissing moment. It looks like Sarah is in pain! Anyway, they are also just about to give up on youth. Really? Did they really just give up on youth? Give me a break!

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