The Magnificent Seven

The Magnificent Seven!

Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek Movie #9, TNG Movie #3
TNL Rating: 7 Exceptional
Running Time 2:53

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

Join the crew of the USS Relativity in the 31st century as they travel back in time to review previous missions of great Starfleet ships and space stations. After reviewing each episode, the crew also tries earning a quatload of quatloos by answering historical trivia.

Episode Info

While on a separate mission, Data runs amok, and compromises that mission. The Enterprise is called in, and Picard decides to investigate. What he finds echos the mistakes of the past that have been made over and over.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

The Ba'ku village through the duck blind. What a great set!

The Ba’ku village through the duck blind. What a great set!

 

One of his pursuers with his cloaking suit ripped open. Data threw him down on the ground so hard his suit ripped! Conveniently, his gun is readily available.

One of his pursuers with his cloaking suit ripped open. Data threw him down on the ground so hard his suit ripped! Conveniently, his gun is readily available.

Apparently karaoke hasn't advanced much over the past few centuries.

Apparently karaoke hasn’t advanced much over the past few centuries.

I kiss you, and you say

I kiss you, and you say “yuck”?

A cute scene.

A cute scene.

The inside of the giant holoship.

The inside of the giant holoship.

Attack on the Ba'ku village!

Attack on the Ba’ku village!

Beverly Crusher absolutely knows how to use a weapon. Awesome!

Beverly Crusher absolutely knows how to use a weapon. Awesome!

Worf's phaser rifle jams, but with Worf, it's still a weapon.

Worf’s phaser rifle jams, but with Worf, it’s still a weapon.

Riker's joystick moment. Somehow, this is supposed to appeal to children.

Riker’s joystick moment. Somehow, this is supposed to appeal to children.

Picard gains mutant powers.

Picard gains mutant powers.

First we must eliminate the excess derma... So! Then the flaccid tissues under the eyes... And now the forehead... Zip! I lift the wrinkles and worry lines right up into the wi-- Into the hairline...

First we must eliminate the excess derma… So! Then the flaccid tissues under the eyes… And now the forehead… Zip! I lift the wrinkles and worry lines right up into the wi– Into the hairline…

Check out Patrick Stewart's arm. He was buff!

Check out Patrick Stewart’s arm. He was buff!

Gallatin: He wouldn't.  Worf: Yes, he would.

Gallatin: He wouldn’t.
Worf: Yes, he would.

Data playing. Aww, isn't that so cute! It was put in the movie for the kids, just like Jar Jar Binks.

Data playing. Aww, isn’t that so cute! It was put in the movie for the kids, just like Jar Jar Binks.

The Enterprise librarian shh-ing Troi and Riker. Yes, there was a reason this scene was cut.

The Enterprise librarian shh-ing Troi and Riker. Yes, there was a reason this scene was cut.

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Starbase 11. What a great picture, and it even includes Starfleet personnel walking down the street.

Star Trek TOS: Court Martial
Season 1, Episode 14
TNL Rating: 5 Average
Running Time 1:40

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes
  • Special call-in appearance by Jane, our ship’s lawyer for some professional analysis of Starfleet courtroom procedure.

Join the crew of the USS Relativity in the 31st century as they travel back in time to review previous missions of great Starfleet ships and space stations. After reviewing each episode, the crew also tries earning a quatload of quatloos by answering historical trivia.

Episode Info

Starfleet accuses Kirk of negligence in command, as even the computer shows that he killed someone by making a mistake (even though it was bound to happen eventually, ergonomically speaking).

For a good view of the original compared the remastered versions, check out this article at TrekMovie.com.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

 

01 damage

Here, we clearly see where the pod was ejected from.

02 matte painting

The HD remaster SFX group was absolutely on top form in this episode. On the Starbase, you can seep offices and people in the windows. It was a nice touch of them to keep the original painting and simply add to it.

03 Star Ship Status - 10 ships

Commodore Stone’s starship status chart. This shows how important set design can be. To the viewer, these small touches can really make a world seem “lived in” and more real, even if the original show didn’t have the resources to show another starship in orbit.

04 kirk signing paper

Kirk reading papers and signing them with a surprisingly long pen.

The infamous

The infamous “space baby” or “baby sailor moon” dress.

Another superb shot added into the HD upgrade. If you look carefully, not only are there people in the windows, but there are two people in space suits moving a temporary cover to the hole left by the pod ejection.

Another superb shot added into the HD remaster. If you look carefully, not only are there people in the windows, but there are two people in space suits moving a temporary cover to the hole left by the pod ejection.

Look carefully on the left on the bar, and you'll see the sign for the

Look carefully on the left on the bar, and you’ll see the sign for the “Starbase Club.” Also, behind Kirk, you can see someone stubbing out their cigarette. Overall, the Club set was really well done.

The infamous Star Trek food cubes.

The infamous Star Trek food cubes.

The dress of no return. Keri described it as

The dress of no return. Keri described it as “tragically retro.”

Notice the forest on top of Lt. Shaw's drink.

Notice the forest on top of Lt. Shaw’s drink.

We liked this costume with the exception of the pocket protector on Samuel T. Cogley's tummy.

We liked this costume with the exception of the pocket protector on Samuel T. Cogley’s tummy.

A diverse set of Captain Kirk's peers indeed! Well done 1st season TOS!

A diverse set of Captain Kirk’s peers indeed! Well done 1st season TOS!

14 jettison pod

Let’s place the Jettison Pod button so Kirk could easily just LEAN on his chair and eject it!

Spock winning chess against the computer. An impossibility!

Spock winning chess against the computer. An impossibility!

 

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Next Episode: Treknologic is reviewing a movie. Yes, it’s been a LONG time since they reviewed a movie.
This time they are going to look at the resettlement of people as they review the TNG movie, Star Trek: Insurrection.

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Link to YouTube segment of the Three Stooges vs old-fashioned Ferengi.

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07 scarecrowA Q scare crow? Why do they have a scarecrow? Could some other aliens be harassing the Q?

Star Trek VOY: Death Wish
Season 2, Episode 18
TNL Rating: 9 Inspirational
Running Time 1:19

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

Join the crew of the USS Relativity in the 31st century as they travel back in time to review previous missions of great Starfleet ships and space stations. After reviewing each episode, the crew also tries earning a quatload of quatloos by answering historical trivia.

Episode Info

The crew of the Voyager accidentally liberates a Q who had been imprisoned in an comet floating in interstellar space. He was imprisoned there by the Q because he wanted to commit suicide. Q shows up demanding that Q get back in his prison, however Q requests asylum. Now it’s up to Janeway to decide the future of the Q Continuum.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

Voyager is attacked by protons!

Voyager is attacked by protons!

Q and Colonel Thaddeus

Q and Colonel Thaddeus “Old Iron Boots” Riker who commanded the 102nd New York Infantry during Sherman’s march to Atlanta. He was wounded in Georgia, and was rescued by Q.

Riker, Janeway, and a picture of Riker's ancestor in the US Civil War

Riker, Janeway, and a picture of Riker’s ancestor in the US Civil War

Maury Ginsberg, Isaac Newton, and William Riker

Maury Ginsberg, Isaac Newton, and William Riker

Double Q facepalm

Double Q facepalm

Q puts Q on the stand

Q puts Q on the stand

 

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00 uncomfortable obrien

Miles is highly uncomfortable, but his wife Keiko (holding his arm) doesn’t understand why!

Star Trek TNG: Rascals
Season 6, Episode 7
TNL Rating: 5 Average
Running Time: 1:18

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

Join the crew of the USS Relativity in the 31st century as they travel back in time to review previous missions of great Starfleet ships and space stations. After reviewing each episode, the crew also tries earning a quatload of quatloos by answering historical trivia.

Episode Info

Picard, Ro, Keiko, and Guinan, an inexplicable group of people are turned into children by a space anomaly; Ferengi take over the Enterprise. What happened next? Find out and listen to the episode!

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

The shuttle encounters an anomalous energy field.

The shuttle encounters an anomalous energy field.

The energy penetrates the shuttle. This is an easy special effect, but very effective.

The energy penetrates the shuttle. This is an easy special effect, but very effective.

Keiko, Picard, Guinan, and Ro as kids.

Keiko, Picard, Guinan, and Ro as kids.

The tritanium alloy of the shuttle was separated into its separate components. It's a good thing that didn't happen to the crew!

The tritanium alloy of the shuttle was separated into its separate components. It’s a good thing that didn’t happen to the crew!

Berik, DaiMon Lurin, and Morta take over the Enterprise. Really!?!

Berik, DaiMon Lurin, and Morta take over the Enterprise. Really!?!

Mike had to send this image of the map showing the service conduit map on the kids' computer.

Mike had to send this image of the map showing the service conduit map on the kids’ computer.

Happy foam Klingon letters on the kids' education room.

Happy foam Klingon letters on the kids’ education room.

Number One Dad!

Number One Dad!

 

 

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07 interrogating dogFerengi interrogation of Porthos.

Star Trek ENT: Acquisition
Season 1, Episode 9
TNL Rating: 4 Tolerable
Running Time: 1:24

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

Join the crew of the USS Relativity in the 31st century as they travel back in time to review previous missions of great Starfleet ships and space stations. After reviewing each episode, the crew also tries earning a quatload of quatloos by answering historical trivia.

Episode Info

Ferengi invade the USS Enterprise… NX-01? Well, I guess we’ll roll with it for this review.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

He likes her ear.

He likes her ear.

Shoes... seriously?

Shoes… seriously?

The Ferengi crew.

The Ferengi crew.

Captain Archer being accommodating.

Captain Archer being accommodating.

Trip caught in his blue skivvies.

Trip caught in his blue skivvies.

Negotiating with a dog.

Negotiating with a dog.

Trip takes a chunk of Ferengi ear!

Trip takes a chunk of Ferengi ear!

The fabulous Ferengi whip.

The fabulous Ferengi whip.

T'Pol woos a Ferengi. Yuck!

T’Pol woos a Ferengi. Yuck!

The great close-quarters battle in the

The great close-quarters battle in the “treasure room.”

Archer & Porthos, reunited.

Archer & Porthos, reunited.

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The Klingon Council is stumped by Quark’s presentation of financial data.
WE LOVED THIS SCENE! We loved it so much, we had to make a video of it!

Star Trek DS9: House of Quark
Season 3, Episode 3
TNL Rating: 7 Exceptional
Running Time 1:16

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

Join the crew of the USS Relativity in the 31st century as they travel back in time to review previous missions of great Starfleet ships and space stations. After reviewing each episode, the crew also tries earning a quatload of quatloos by answering historical trivia.

Episode Info

So, Quark accidentally murders a Klingon – what’s the worse that can happen? Marriage? Duels? Honor? Find out in this episode of Treknologic!

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

Morn and his girl

Morn and his girl

Morn gives the thumbs up.

Morn gives the thumbs up.

Quark in front of his pile of gold-pressed latinum.

Quark in front of his pile of gold-pressed latinum.

Blood is on Quark's hand!

Blood is on Quark’s hand!

A great shot with Keiko in the foreground and O'Brien relaxing in the background.

A great shot with Keiko in the foreground and O’Brien relaxing in the background.

A match made in, well, made on Q'onoS.

A match made in, well, made on Q’onoS.

Turning a cargo bay into an arboretum.

Turning a cargo bay into an arboretum.

Gowron is confused by Microsoft Excel.

Gowron is confused by Microsoft Excel.

More Klingons attempting to figure out a spread sheet.

More Klingons attempting to figure out a spread sheet.

Grilka kisses Quark in gratitude.

Grilka kisses Quark in gratitude.

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04 odo interrogates womanOdo interrogates Vaatrik Pallra in her beautiful home. You know what? I’ve never seen Kira Nerys sit like Pallra is sitting! Oh, wait, I did. In the mirror episodes!

Star Trek DS9: Necessary Evil
Season 2, Episode 8
TNL Rating:
Running Time 1:34

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
  • Engineering Officer Mike, a photonic engineer
  • Hologram Ben, a photonic person who interferes

Join the crew of the USS Relativity in the 31st century as they travel back in time to review previous missions of great Starfleet ships and space stations. After reviewing each episode, the crew also tries earning a quatload of quatloos by answering historical trivia.

Episode Info

This episode deals into the unfunny business of solving a cold cast of murder most foul. It even starts off with a dark and stormy night! Odo eventually tracks down the real killer. You know what, I’m not really surprised who it was.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

Pallra and Quark strike a deal.

Pallra and Quark strike a deal.

Odo and Sisko start to good cop bad cop Rom, and Rom caves in less than 2 minutes.

Odo and Sisko start to good cop bad cop Rom, and Rom caves in less than 2 minutes.

Gul Dukat asks Odo to investigate a murder.

Gul Dukat asks Odo to investigate a murder.

Odo meets Quark for the first time, and they don't hit it off.

Odo meets Quark for the first time, and they don’t hit it off.

Odo looking downward. This was HIS station now!

Odo looking downward. This was HIS station now!

The assassin attempts to complete his failed job.

The assassin attempts to complete his failed job.

... but he's caught by the crack security team. Quark is saved!

… but he’s caught by the crack security team. Quark is saved!

09 the truth

Kira and Odo have a discussion about who the true killer is.

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