03 the binding ceremonyThe Teresian’s binding ceremony. Taymon will be lead away to be murdered by having the nucleus of all his cells removed.

Star Trek VOY: Favorite Son
Season 3, Episode 20
TNL Rating: 2 Tedious
Running Time 2:20 – At the end, we talk about the new Star Trek series.

Crew of the Relativity

  • Captain Chris Sixx, a Trill
  • Science Officer Keri, possibly a Q
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Okay, by now Captain Janeway should be suspicious any time a woman takes an interest in Harry, let alone a planet of women.

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Torres burned in the face!

Torres burned in the face!

When the girls love Harry Kim, you know something's wrong.

When the girls love Harry Kim, you know something’s wrong.

Harry tries a little role-reversal on the women.

Harry tries a little role-reversal on the women.

Harry's new friend, Taymon, has become a mummy.

Harry’s new friend, Taymon, has become a mummy.

 

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00 master of fire

Dukat. Emissary to the Pah Wraiths.

Star Trek DS9: What You Leave Behind
Season 7, Episode 25
TNL Rating: 8 Dazzling
TNL Arc Rating: 9 Inspirational
Running Time 2:42

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It’s the end of Deep Space 9. Wow.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

“Please don’t touch that… This isn’t a toy. It’s a model.”

“Just relax for a moment. You’re free of the carbonite.”

A quickly painted Fire Cave.

A quickly painted Fire Cave.

The Founder blames Broca for the Cardassian uprising.

The Founder blames Broca for the Cardassian uprising.

Skype on the Defiant

Skype on the Defiant

The combined Federation, Klingon, and Romulan fleet.

The combined Federation, Klingon, and Romulan fleet.

The Cardassians turn on the Dominion. Here they fire at a Dominion ship that was chasing the Defiant.

The Cardassians turn on the Dominion. Here they fire at a Dominion ship that was chasing the Defiant.

Broca is taken away to be executed - the start of the elimination of all Cardassians.

Broca is taken away to be executed – the start of the elimination of all Cardassians.

Kai Winn uses the Kosst Amojan to ignite the Fire Cave.

Kai Winn uses the Kosst Amojan to ignite the Fire Cave.

Kai Winn and Dukat are turned on by the light of a fireplace... er, Fire Cave.

Kai Winn and Dukat are turned on by the light of a fireplace… er, Fire Cave.

The Dominion Defense is strong indeed.

The Dominion Defense is strong indeed.

Damar is shot by the Jem'Hadar, and dies shortly thereafter.

Damar is shot by the Jem’Hadar, and dies shortly thereafter.

Kai Winn feels that Dukat is an appropriate sacrifice to gain power from the Pah Wraiths.

Kai Winn feels that Dukat is an appropriate sacrifice to gain power from the Pah Wraiths.

Cardassia has been liberated, but at a terrible price.

Cardassia has been liberated, but at a terrible price.

The leaders of the war have finally made it to Cardassian soil. But the humans don't feel entirely victorious.

The leaders of the war have finally made it to Cardassian soil. But the humans don’t feel entirely victorious.

The Dominion signs the peace treaty.

The Dominion signs the peace treaty.

Vic sings

Vic sings “The Way You Look Tonight” to a room full of people without prosthetic make-up.

Kai Winn is shocked to be shoved aside as Dukat is the true Pah Wraith Emissary. She turns on him, telling Sisko that the Kosst Amojan is the key. She pays the ultimate price.

Kai Winn is shocked to be shoved aside as Dukat is the true Pah Wraith Emissary. She turns on him, telling Sisko that the Kosst Amojan is the key. She pays the ultimate price.

Sisko tackles Dukat, and they both fall into the fire. The Kosst Amojan - the key to Pah Wraith prison - burns, Dukat disappears, and Sisko also disappears.

Sisko tackles Dukat, and they both fall into the fire. The Kosst Amojan – the key to Pah Wraith prison – burns, Dukat disappears, and Sisko also disappears.

As a half-Prophet, Sisko is brought to live in the wormhole. Sisko briefly gives Sarah a vision, where he says he won't be coming back any time soon.

As a half-Prophet, Sisko is brought to live in the wormhole. Sisko briefly gives Sarah a vision, where he says he won’t be coming back any time soon.

Odo puts on his best suit for Kira.

Odo puts on his best suit for Kira.

We say goodbye to a fabulous character as he saves his people.

We say goodbye to a fabulous character as he saves his people.

We back away from Kira and Jake in the window, and from DS9. Eventually DS9 disappears as we say goodbye to the space station that has been a part of our lives for seven years.

We back away from Kira and Jake in the window, and from DS9. Eventually DS9 disappears as we say goodbye to the space station that has been a part of our lives for seven years.

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00 clean basementGarrak has to clean the basement, and he’s ecstatic! Ahh, the joys of being in the resistance!

Star Trek DS9: The Dogs of War
Season 7, Episode 24
TNL Rating: 7 Exceptional
Running Time 1:36

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The rebel faction of Cardassians are betrayed and set back. The Cardassians believe they have killed Damar. Quark becomes Nagus – or does he? Julian and Ezri share uncomfortable time and comfortable time together. The generals plan for a massive assault, and Benjamin gets some good news.

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The rebel leaders transport to a high ledge, even through they were expecting a good reception. What? That doesn't make sense!

The rebel leaders transport to a high ledge, even through they were expecting a good reception. What? That doesn’t make sense!

Word around Ferenginar is that Quark will be the next Nagus. Thus, Brunt is literally kissing up to Quark.

Word around Ferenginar is that Quark will be the next Nagus. Thus, Brunt is literally kissing up to Quark.

The Cardassians have a great PA system. Here, Weyoun is telling them how Damar has been killed.

The Cardassians have a great PA system. Here, Weyoun is telling them how Damar has been killed.

Freedom fighters strike a military outpost, and Cardassians are blasted into the air.

Freedom fighters strike a military outpost, and Cardassians are blasted into the air.

Upon seeing this, Worf decides to send the lift back down.

Upon seeing this, Worf decides to send the lift back down.

Outraged that Rom's the new Nagus and not him, Quark makes a speech to the assembled Ferengi on how his bar will remain a bastion of conservative Feringinar values.

Outraged that Rom’s the new Nagus and not him, Quark makes a speech to the assembled Ferengi on how his bar will remain a bastion of conservative Feringinar values.

The Generals get together in a standing meeting to plan the next huge offensive. Strangely, this is the last time we see Velal, the Romulan.

The Generals get together in a standing meeting to plan the next huge offensive. Strangely, this is the last time we see Velal, the Romulan.

Benjamin and Kasidy are going to have a baby!

Benjamin and Kasidy are going to have a baby!

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08 spew the atmosphereThe Enterprise siphons off all the toxins off the atmosphere, and shoots them into space. WTF?

Star Trek TNG: A Matter of Time
Season 5, Episode 9
TNL Rating: 4 Tolerable
Running Time 1:34

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A time traveler from the future (Matt Frewer) visits the Enterprise to observe an important event. But things aren’t as they seem.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

01 ship on the screen

The Enterprise regards the timeship.

02 touching data

Rasmussen is the epitome of annoying.

Rasmussen's ring chronometer. What's the difference between a chronometer and a clock? We don't know.

Rasmussen’s ring chronometer. What’s the difference between a chronometer and a clock? We don’t know.

Rasmussen hitting on Beverly.

Rasmussen hitting on Beverly.

Rasmussen showing Beverly that he has her medical device.

Rasmussen showing Beverly that he has her medical device.

A cool graphic showing the phaser drilling locations and the volcanic eruption locations.

A cool graphic showing the phaser drilling locations and the volcanic eruption locations.

The Enterprise fires weird deflector beams and a phaser beam to initiate the atmospheric reaction.

The Enterprise fires weird deflector beams and a phaser beam to initiate the atmospheric reaction.

Rasmussen was planning on leaving, but he finds an unexpected party of officers at his timeship.

Rasmussen was planning on leaving, but he finds an unexpected party of officers at his timeship.

This is a simple, but cool special effect. Rasmussen puts his hand there, then underneath, the control panel temporarily becomes visible.

This is a simple, but cool special effect. Rasmussen puts his hand there, then underneath, the control panel temporarily becomes visible.

Rasmussen pulls a phaser on Data. Little does he know, phasers are connected to the

Rasmussen pulls a phaser on Data. Little does he know, phasers are connected to the “Internet of Things,” and has been disabled by the Enterprise crew.

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24 the village peopleThe village people

Star Trek TOS: The Appel
Season 2, Episode 5
TNL Rating: 2 Tedious
Running Time 1:55

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Kirk interferes with a primitive tribe of 14 happy people, kills their snake god, then expects them to get along all on their own.

Episode Pictures (click for hi-res):

001 first redshirt down

Redshirt Hendorf is killed by plant spores. Redshirt #1 down.

02 McCoy examining spores

I like this picture of McCoy working for CSI as he carefully bags and tags the spores.

03 spock breaks rock

Spock breaks apart a strange rock, then when he throws a part away, it explodes! WTF?

04 spock shot by flower

Spock saves Kirk’s life by shoving Kirk out of the way of a flower shooting spores. Fortunately, he has green blood, and it doesn’t affect him as badly.

05 second redshirt down

Redshirt Kaplan gets fried by lightning. Redshirt #2 is dead.

06 village with a weird plant

A quaint Polynesian village.

07 redshirt 3 explosion

Actor Jay D. Jones takes the full impact of this explosion, due to mistiming of the explosion. We talk about this in the episode.

08 redshirt 3 giant explosion

The explosion has entirely hidden Jay D. Jones who is still flying towards the camera.

09 redshirt 3 falling out

Redshirt Mallory has stepped on an explosive rock, and redshirt #3 is dead. This episode helped the whole redshirt meme start. Sadly, Jay Jones, the actor was injured.

10 enemies dont cry

Akuta crying after Kirk hits him. Kirk isn’t used to this reaction!

11 huge snake set

Akuta points out Vaal.

12 spock walks into forcefield

Spock tells us there is a forcefield, then decides to walk straight into it.

13 village and forked tongue

As they enter the village, we can see a giant snake tongue off to the left. This is their symbol.

14 hut interior and snake tongue greeting

We like the interior of the hut. Their set decorator went all out with the jungle and huts. Notice that Akuta makes a snake tongue with his hands.

15 feeding the machine

Feeding the machine.

16 strange fruit

Strangely colored food.

17 chekov is romancing

The actress Celeste Yarnell is ensuring that her face is seen in the shot.

18 villagers kissing

The villagers imitate Chekov.

19 smashed melon

Bashing in their head melons.

20 lightning spock

Spock gets hit by lightning.

21 she kicks ass

Yeoman Landon flips one of the villagers. Too bad Uhuru hadn’t beamed down.

22 enterprise phaser

Great shot of the Enterprise shooting.

23 attack vaal

Shooting Vaal.

 

The sticks. Mike wanted me to put this in with the screen shots.

The sticks. Mike wanted me to put this in with the screen shots.

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Chrisann

 

TEENologic 176: Star Trek DS9 Extreme Measures

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01 sick odo

Odo is dying, but it’s quite clear Kira loves him. Great acting!

Star Trek DS9: Extreme Measures
Season 7, Episode 23
TNL Rating: 5 Average – because someone tanked it!
Running Time 1:08

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Miles & Julian break Federation law in a desperate bid to both attack Section 31 and save Odo.

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Sloan thinks he has the upper hand in Julian's quarters.

Sloan thinks he has the upper hand in Julian’s quarters.

O'Brien and Bashir enter Sloan's mind with the aid of an illegal Romulan mind probe.

O’Brien and Bashir enter Sloan’s mind with the aid of an illegal Romulan mind probe.

Sloan introduces his wife to Miles and Julian. What a nice party!

Sloan introduces his wife to Miles and Julian. What a nice party!

If you click, you'll be able to see Julien's oddly silver wound in his shoulder.

If you click, you’ll be able to see Julien’s oddly silver wound in his shoulder.

Sloan's mental office, with all of Section 31's secrets there for anyone's perusal.

Sloan’s mental office, with all of Section 31’s secrets there for anyone’s perusal.

Odo starts to heal. Julian's treatment was successful.

Odo starts to heal. Julian’s treatment was successful.

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Chrisann

 

TEENologic 175: Star Trek ENT Shockwave

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00 daniels clothesWhat is Daniels wearing? We have fun taking guesses as we review Star Trek: Enterprise “Shockwave.”

Star Trek ENT: Shockwave (Parts 1 & 2)
Season 1, Episode 26
Season 2, Episode 1
TNL Rating: 6 Solid
Running Time 2:27

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The Enterprise seemingly causes the destruction of an entire colony, and they are ordered home by Starfleet. It looks like the Enterprise might be mothballed for 10-20 years… However a time traveler from the future visits Captain Archer, and tells him that this didn’t happen in recorded history. It’s up to Captain Archer and his crew to make things right.

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Does the Enterprise shuttle destroy the atmosphere?

Does the Enterprise shuttle destroy the atmosphere?

Archer is looking at the colonists, giving respect to the dead.

Archer is looking at the colonists, giving respect to the dead.

San Francisco, 2151. I like the flying cars.

San Francisco, 2151. I like the flying cars.

Archer and Reed look through the database from the future. Watch closely: it's plans for the USS Defiant and the USS Prometheus!

Archer and Reed look through the database from the future. Watch closely: it’s plans for the USS Defiant and the USS Prometheus!

Given info from the future, the Enterprise could attack this cloaked Suliban vessel.

Given info from the future, the Enterprise could attack this cloaked Suliban vessel.

This looked like it was on the Suliban engineering deck. The wall behind T'Pol was pulsing and moving - it looked really cool.

This looked like it was on the Suliban engineering deck. The wall behind T’Pol was pulsing and moving – it looked really cool.

Sometime in the 31st Century, our man Daniels screws everything up, reducing San Francisco to rubble.

Sometime in the 31st Century, our man Daniels screws everything up, reducing San Francisco to rubble.

Well, it's a good thing they still use paper books in the library.

Well, it’s a good thing they still use paper books in the library.

It's hard to see as a still picture, but this was a great scene. The hologram of Archer is reflected in T'Pol's eye.

It’s hard to see as a still picture, but this was a great scene. The hologram of Archer is reflected in T’Pol’s eye.

The Sulban have been tricked by Trip's engine exhaust light show.

The Sulban have been tricked by Trip’s engine exhaust light show.

Archer isn't messing around - he has Silik at gunpoint.

Archer isn’t messing around – he has Silik at gunpoint.

Archer & crew have been called to the Principle's office.

Archer & crew have been called to the Principle’s office.

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